Recently at a coffee shop there were two gentlemen talking about the war in Iraq. One was a homosexual from Canada on vacation in the United States, the other was a former military Colonel, who had a son and a brother both on active duty in Iraq. Need less to say the gentleman who looked to young to have made Colonel was pro-America, pro-Democracy and pro-Bush. The gentleman from Canada was quite liberal in his thinking and very anti-war. The both agreed that wars were a terrible tragedy of the human race and it was a shame anyone had to go to war.

The Canadian assumed that the former Colonel was upset about the equipment, bullet proof vests and armor on the Humvees and said; ?You feel your brother and son who are serving over there are not getting enough protection, don't you?? The Colonel nearly let the Canadian have it, verbally that is and said;

?With all due respect here Disposable Dessert Fork Spoon Manufacturers are my thoughts on your perception of "Feelings." And please do not take this wrong, but lets understand what we are talking about here. I did not say that my brother or my son was not getting enough protection as a defensive play, do not put words in my mouth. My brother and my son can and will protect them selves and blow a hole in his enemy. I want offensive weapons so we can kill the enemy, as in splatter their brains against block walls or smash them into oblivion via steamrollers, crushing every bone in the bodies and let the flies deal with it; The faster the better. I do not "Feel" anything. I only care about winning and finding everyone one of those little maggots insurgent international terrorist murderers and killing them, that is all.?

The Canadian was taking a back. He said; ?Well yes, I understand that you want to win the war, who wouldn't? But don't you feel George Bush lied to the World about Saddam and that your son and brother are risking their lives for no reason??

The American Former General said; ?Look you SOB, I want those scum killed efficiently, permanently, effectively and immediately. This feelings crap is for faggots and socialist liberal weak-minded mommas boys. I only care about winning, ONLY. Complete and total victory and complete annihilation of the enemy and you can call me Bob von Clauswitz, Sir. "Feel" where on Earth did you get that from? Feeling is for women, this is a war, not a game. What? Are you psych major too? Do you want to discuss psychological warfare instead? Let me know on that, got plenty of information there. Now get out of my way you Girlie Man!?

With that the Canadian man snickered some comment in a femine voice and left. The Colonel turned around and got what was close to a standing ovation from the entire coffee shop. I stood there in amazement and before I left I shook Bob's hand and said thank you for your service to our nation and for the service of your son and your brother. Good day.